I agree. All the fish I have ever had live for like 8 years. Fish are like immortal when they're in my house.

Indeed. Normally I wouldn't like talking about someone behind their back but posting things like 'Dear roommate, please take your phone off speaker so I don't have to hear molest your boyfriend via phonesex' keeps me from going insane. :)

And I have absolutely no idea. Museum or research stuff, maybe? I don't think I'd be a good teacher (and that's a whole other set of classes, too) but who knows?