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[csi_sanders1129]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I donated bone marrow to suerum in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I gave cynical_sweater a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I bought porn for ilovedoyle (10 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been nice (48 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3! Sincerely, csi_sanders1129

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