Okay, so... a few things today.
1. My Psych teacher is a goober. We were talking about cognitive thoughts and enotions and somehow we got to laughter from that. So, he started joking.
"What's the last thing that goes through a fliy's mind before it hits the winshield?"
The class's reply went something along the lines of 'Damn it'
Answer:
It's butt. "Where can you find a turtle with no legs?"
Class's reply: 'In it's shell?'
Answer:
Wherever you left it. We were quite amused.
Then we got onto conditioned and learned behaviors. He picked someone n the room, who ended up being across teh aisle from me. He put a pen on the desk, and said 'if you were a smoker and that was a cigarette, and I were trying to help you decondition your nicotine addiction, I might, say, grab this big textbook right here' he borrowed mine for the purposes of this demonstration. 'and you just let me know when you wanna smoke that.' The kid, obviously sensing what is going to occur, doesn't take the pen. 'You spoiled my fun.' Then he explained some other methods a behaviorist would use with different cases, ending up back to his example. 'Oh, it might hurt, you could be screaming after I hit you with the book. But, you won't wanna touch the cigarette again, will you?' Lmao
And at teh end of class he forgot to take attendance again and he was all like 'Well, I hope you were here!' when we left. Lolz.
2. I got bored and made this:
Yeah...
3. I am like 4/5 of teh way through 'Without Reservations' which is just awesome. So reccomending that one. <3
4. I agreed to watch Goldeneye with my brother. Mainly because Alan Cumming was in it. Yeah, that was pretty much my only reason.
Of course, I spent the time up til he made an appearance commenting on the movie, and we ended up with some pretty weird conversation bits:
Zach: “Hah, did you hear that?”
Me: “What? Blow them all to hell? Yup.”
Zach: “And?”
Me: “And I’m being incredibly generous here.”
Me: “Who’s he?”
Zach: “Who?”
Me: “The guy with a gun to his head?”
Zach: “Ourumov.” (Ourumov shoots guy I was talking about in the head)
Me: “They guy that’s now dead.”
Zach: “Oh, no, that’s 006. And don’t worry, he’s not dead.”
Me: “HE JUST GOT FUCKING SHOT IN THE HEAD!”
(prompts me to pay attention to movie while typing this)
Me: “I’m looking. My eyes are on the screen. But I’ve probably made like 8 million typos by now.”
Zach: “Pfft.. You haven’t typed 8 million words,” (I look sooooo thrilled by his statement) “And you just headdresses without the desk.”
Me: “Are they in England or something?”
Zach: “Duh, he’s British.”
Me: “He’s British?”
Zach: “Yes, you didn’t notice this? He works for MI6.”
Me: “Because I really know what MI6 means.”
Zach: “Hell, I don’t know what it means. I know the last word is six, though.”
Me: “6 is a number.”
Zach: “Oh, it’s Her Majesty’s Intelligence.”
Me: “Fantastic.”
Zach: “And six is a word.”
Me: -_________________-
Alan Cumming: “You sit on it but you can’t take it with you.”
Me: “Hmm..”
Zach: “You know what it is”
Me: “Hmmmmmmmm…. -long pause-”
Zach: “It’s a CHAIR, dumbass.”
-sweat drop-
Oh, and here's a pic of Alan from the movie, in his role as Boris -insert last name I cannot hope to pronouce-
For someone declaring that they are invincible multiple times throughout the movie, I'd say his demise is a little ironic. Not to mention the whole... you know liquid notrogen-frozen to death thing. Which is just -_- I don't care if hes a bad guy, he's not allowed to die. -huffs-
He let me out of watching most of it cause I went and spoiled the ending for myself. That's what he gets for letting me use my laptop while we were watching it. ^_^
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