Quote Book 3.0
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csi_sanders1129Jessica: What about Jimmy and Bo from Cursed?
Zach: No.
Jessica: Why? Brooke was in the movie for all of five minutes.
Zach: Who's Brooke?
Jessica: Exactly.
Zach: . I'll give you that one as plausible.
Jessica: What is this? Mythbusters?
Zach: Yeah. Gaybusters.
Jessica: I'm not even gonna try it with Shooter.
Zach: Oh God. That target is so small, Swagger couldn't hit it.
Zach: Alright, I just have to drop the guy off.
*loud explosion and lots of cursing*
Jess: . What just happened?
Zach: Some dickhead in a truck just cut me off and somehow managed to
destroy a military grade vehicle with a fender bender!
Zach: If you're a transsexual, do you get to chose your penis?
Jess: *chokes on food* I'm sorry, what?
Zach: You should have seen the cutscene leading to the boss fight. First we
had the villainous monologue, then the dying-in-arms scene, then the "no one
can stop me now" big-red-button-pressy scene.
Jessica: When they introduce the Rid--
Zach: Shh!
Jessica: --dler--
Zach: Shh!. Shh! Oh sorry, you did it in sync the first two times and.
Zach: Man eating tree.
Jess: No. Been done in Wizard of Oz. Move on.
Zach: There were no man eating trees in The Wizard of Oz.
Jess: There were talking trees. They could have eaten someone.
Jess: So, my plot.?
Zach: What about it? You don't have a plot, you have an opening scene. What
do you want me to do?
Jess: Help?
Zach: With what?
Jess: Help.
Zach: Oh, I've got it. The guy's been dead the whole time.
Jess: Been done. It's called the Sixth Sense.
Zach: No way. Oh, um, how about they're sculpting and.
Jess: Ha. Got the reference. Move on.
Zach: Are you sure? What is it then?
Jess: Ghost.
Zach: Yeah. What about a grey kid who meows?
Jess: The Omen.
Zach: Really? I thought that was the Grudge.
Jess: Oh, yeah.
Zach: I win.
Jess: Can we play Rock Band?
Zach: Fine.
Jess: This'll be interesting.
Zach: Why?
Jess: Because I cough every third word.
Zach: Well, at least you'll be able to hit the low notes.
Jessica: I can see Perry carrying a hairpin.
Zach: Wouldn't a lock pick be more logical for Perry?
Jessica: That's a little harder to hide, isn't it?
Zach: Do you know how small a lock pick is?
Jessica: No. Show me.
Zach: About the size of a hairpin.
Zach: If I need further information about stab wounds..?
Jess: Ask her.
Zach: Good. Cause there'll be gunfights later and I'll need wound
information.
*pause*
Jess: Just to clarify, you just said you need info on stab wounds because there are going to be gunfights?
Zach:. Shut up.
Zach: No.
Jessica: Why? Brooke was in the movie for all of five minutes.
Zach: Who's Brooke?
Jessica: Exactly.
Zach: . I'll give you that one as plausible.
Jessica: What is this? Mythbusters?
Zach: Yeah. Gaybusters.
Jessica: I'm not even gonna try it with Shooter.
Zach: Oh God. That target is so small, Swagger couldn't hit it.
Zach: Alright, I just have to drop the guy off.
*loud explosion and lots of cursing*
Jess: . What just happened?
Zach: Some dickhead in a truck just cut me off and somehow managed to
destroy a military grade vehicle with a fender bender!
Zach: If you're a transsexual, do you get to chose your penis?
Jess: *chokes on food* I'm sorry, what?
Zach: You should have seen the cutscene leading to the boss fight. First we
had the villainous monologue, then the dying-in-arms scene, then the "no one
can stop me now" big-red-button-pressy scene.
Jessica: When they introduce the Rid--
Zach: Shh!
Jessica: --dler--
Zach: Shh!. Shh! Oh sorry, you did it in sync the first two times and.
Zach: Man eating tree.
Jess: No. Been done in Wizard of Oz. Move on.
Zach: There were no man eating trees in The Wizard of Oz.
Jess: There were talking trees. They could have eaten someone.
Jess: So, my plot.?
Zach: What about it? You don't have a plot, you have an opening scene. What
do you want me to do?
Jess: Help?
Zach: With what?
Jess: Help.
Zach: Oh, I've got it. The guy's been dead the whole time.
Jess: Been done. It's called the Sixth Sense.
Zach: No way. Oh, um, how about they're sculpting and.
Jess: Ha. Got the reference. Move on.
Zach: Are you sure? What is it then?
Jess: Ghost.
Zach: Yeah. What about a grey kid who meows?
Jess: The Omen.
Zach: Really? I thought that was the Grudge.
Jess: Oh, yeah.
Zach: I win.
Jess: Can we play Rock Band?
Zach: Fine.
Jess: This'll be interesting.
Zach: Why?
Jess: Because I cough every third word.
Zach: Well, at least you'll be able to hit the low notes.
Jessica: I can see Perry carrying a hairpin.
Zach: Wouldn't a lock pick be more logical for Perry?
Jessica: That's a little harder to hide, isn't it?
Zach: Do you know how small a lock pick is?
Jessica: No. Show me.
Zach: About the size of a hairpin.
Zach: If I need further information about stab wounds..?
Jess: Ask her.
Zach: Good. Cause there'll be gunfights later and I'll need wound
information.
*pause*
Jess: Just to clarify, you just said you need info on stab wounds because there are going to be gunfights?
Zach:. Shut up.
